"Carpenter Jeans"

This stems from the fact that I think it's funny to sing along with Beyonce's "Single Ladies" while changing the phrase "Dereon jeans" (of which I know little, and don't care) to "carpenter jeans" (of which I know little, but am eager to learn more). Disregarding the question of why I am singing along with this tune in the first place (although Girl Talk said it was the best song of 2008), I did a little digging. From here on out in this blog, "digging" refers to performing a Google search on the word and not bothering to look past page 1. Here's what I found:

Fashionistas may discourage the wearing of carpenter jeans, but if you're leaning toward them, don't be swayed. They just want to squeeze you into some narrow pants and a dry-clean-only cashmere sweater. The fact is, carpenter jeans aren't just for carpenters. They aren't even just for teenagers or hip-hop afficianados. They aren't even just for men.

So what does a carpenter jean offer? First and foremost, a loose, comfortable fit. This can be key, whether you're overweight or just always on the run. Also, the wide leg can easily accomodate boots, if that's your chosen style of footwear.

Here that, Beyonce? Carpenter jeans aren't just for carpenters, who are apparently a very open and welcoming community. They don't know you, they may never meet you, but they love you. In fact, they would probably even share a kind whistle if you were to pass them on the street. Somehow, though, I don't think you and your other Dereons would be so accepting. So me and all of my overweight, teenage, hip-hop afficianado, boot-wearing friends have found our home. And we can carry hammers.